1.Everyone that watched the live Tidal Stream can now draw the skyline of Manhattan with their eyes closed
Like, we literally watched it for over an hour.
2. There was a lot of beige but it was obviously genius
Beige? Check.
3. The Kardashians turned up fashionably late
Also wearing beige.
4. Some models may or may have not passed out due to the heat
We’re not sure whether they were passing out or if it was part of the show.
5. Most of the outfits looked like Kylie’s wardrobe anyway
You’re not fooling us.
6. The show was on the grounds of an island that once quarantined a plague.
Kanye made all the celebs get the bus there.
7. One model fell over, so they punished her by putting her in shoes that looked a bit like slippers.
Poor girl.
8. Sofia Richie wore a jacket that wasn’t beige
It was yellow.
9. We loved the clear plastic thigh-high boots
We loved the condensation more.
10. Kanye actually smiled.
